wolves in republican clothing

I have some simple requests that would lower my blood pressure:

1. Would someone please tell John McCain that he is not the President of the United States? Make this man go away!!!!!
2. Would someone please tell the mainstream media that John McCain is not a conservative? If McCain is a conservative, I am John Havlicek (though I am "Hondo").
3. Would somebody please tell the American voter that there is absolutely no difference between McCain and Hillary? They are both liberal, they are both dishonest, and they both have INSANE tempers. It will be a rare treat to watch these two wing-nuts implode as the 2008 campaign heats up.