As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

First read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WKRP

Then read this: www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2006612150398

Then watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZByndN_ffyw

All the Hoosier Lottery needed was Les Nessman providing on-the-scene commentary as the lottery stunt went horribly awry!