Tuesday, June 19, 2007

with liberals, the plain old truth is a whole lot funnier than anything i could make up!

I don't care who you are, this is funny!

From NewsMax.com:

The credits of a new documentary about global warming include a familiar name: Gore. But it’s not former Vice President Al Gore, who has already done his global warming thing with "An Inconvenient Truth." This Gore is daughter Kristin.

"Arctic Tale” depicts the lives of a female polar bear and a female walrus from birth to parenthood, and focuses on the Arctic climate changes supposedly brought on by global warming. Kristin Gore, 30, is one of the co-writers.

According to the trade publication Variety, the movie has "an underlying message about multiple species threatened by man’s pigheaded behavior.”

"Arctic Tale,” narrated by Queen Latifah, opens nationally in August.

Kristin Gore, a Harvard graduate, is a novelist and television writer whose credits include "Saturday Night Live.”

I think that this is something we should really pay serious attention to. After all, a person who has written such serious "chick-lit" books like Sammy's Hill, and who has written for serious TV shows like SNL, is the perfect person to write about the myth of global warming!

I see that she's lined up Queen Latifah to narrate. Queen is an expert on global warming, you know. Queen L. was the voice for the character "Ellie," a fictional woolly mammoth, in the animated movie Ice Age: The Meltdown. Here's the plot summary (from http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0438097/plotsummary):

Diego, Manny and Sid return in this sequel to the hit "Ice Age." This time around the Ice Age is over and is starting to melt, which will destroy their valley. So they must unite and warn everyone about the situation.

Manny (Ray Ramono), Sid (John Leguizamo), and Diego (Denis Leary) are currently living in a large valley surrounded by an enormously high ice wall on all sides. When a waterpark begins to form, the trio discovers that the ice wall is actually a wall that is barely holding a massive body of water that could flood the valley to nearly a mile underwater. A vulture tells them that there is a boat at the other end of the valley that may save them all, but they only have 3 days to make it or die. Manny is having trouble facing the fact that he may be the last mammoth left. Along the way, they meet Ellie (Queen Latifah), a mammoth who thinks she is a possum, and her possum brothers Crash (Sean William Scott) and Eddie (Josh Peck). As they begin to travel together, Manny learns, with help from Diego and Sid, that having this new mammoth with them, may not be as bad as Manny makes it out to be while they try to escape the oncoming and continually threatening flood. During their journey, Scrat the sabre-toothed squirrel has his own hilarious adventures that eventually leads to something else entirely.

That's serious business! Global warming is so scary!!

I wonder if she'll get Dan Akroyd, Bill Murray and Chevy Chase to star in the documentary!


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