what do al gore and gene roddenberry have in common?
Apologies in advance, all of you liberal devotees of "Al Gore's Church of the Rising Sun." Here are some more facts to debunk all of those very convenient lies Big Chief Broken Thermometer is spreading around.
Everybody "knows", don't they, that the recent heat wave is proof positive that Pres. Bush must be impeached before global warming cooks us up like a bag of microwavable popcorn? Right? Not so fast, my friends, to quote the great geophysicist Lee Corso. From June 1-August 31, 1930, Washington D.C. had 21 days of plus-100 degree weather. All-time heat records were established on 9 of those days, and they haven't been broken yet. That same summer of 1930 also marked the beginning of the longest drought of the 20th Century. In 1934, dry regions stretched from New York and Pennsylvania across the Great Plains to California. A "dust bowl" covered almost 50 million acres in the south-central plains during the winter of 1935-36. That was 70 years ago sports fans!
You know what I think happened? I think that the evil Rove/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Bush cabal got into Mr. Peabody's Wayback Machine with Sherman, and time traveled back to the '30's to screw up their weather, just like they are doing today! Or maybe it just gets hot in June/July/August and the temperature fluctuates up some years and down other years. What are your thoughts, all ye liberal troglodytes?
Everybody "knows", don't they, that the recent heat wave is proof positive that Pres. Bush must be impeached before global warming cooks us up like a bag of microwavable popcorn? Right? Not so fast, my friends, to quote the great geophysicist Lee Corso. From June 1-August 31, 1930, Washington D.C. had 21 days of plus-100 degree weather. All-time heat records were established on 9 of those days, and they haven't been broken yet. That same summer of 1930 also marked the beginning of the longest drought of the 20th Century. In 1934, dry regions stretched from New York and Pennsylvania across the Great Plains to California. A "dust bowl" covered almost 50 million acres in the south-central plains during the winter of 1935-36. That was 70 years ago sports fans!
You know what I think happened? I think that the evil Rove/Cheney/Rumsfeld/Bush cabal got into Mr. Peabody's Wayback Machine with Sherman, and time traveled back to the '30's to screw up their weather, just like they are doing today! Or maybe it just gets hot in June/July/August and the temperature fluctuates up some years and down other years. What are your thoughts, all ye liberal troglodytes?
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